CMFM makeup essentials in simple black packaging on a hot-pink background

Pay for your face. Not their fame.

MAKEUP.
MINUS THE
FAME TAX.

No celebrity licensing. Simple packaging. Lipstick, lashes and cheek with plenty to say. Pick your makeup. Keep your attitude.

US shipping: $9.99 per order. See delivery estimates.

NEW HERE? START WITH YOUR FACE.

LIPS. LASHES. A LITTLE CHEEK.

Three places to start. Pick what you actually want. No mystery box. No subscription bullshit.

Finding your first favourites…

One $9.99 standard US shipping charge per order. Usually 2–5 business days to prepare, then 3–5 in transit; remote areas may take longer. The full shipping story.

NO CELEBRITY.
NO BULLSHIT.
JUST GREAT MAKEUP.

Less fame. More fucking fabulous.

THE WHOLE DAMN LOT

SMALL TALK? NO.
BIG COLLECTION? YES.

Makeup, skincare and the whole damn bathroom.
Find your favourites. Bring your attitude.

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A simple pink CMFM mailer filled with everyday makeup essentials

WHAT WE CUT

THE MARKUP. NOT THE MAKEUP.

01

No celebrity licensing. Your mascara does not need an entourage.

02

No luxury packaging. The product gets the attention. The box can get over itself.

03

No fuss. Your picks, delivered to your door.

04

No unwanted extras. Only the makeup you put in your bag.

YOUR ROUTINE. YOUR DAMN RULES.

1

Pick your favourites

One, three, or the whole lineup. You call it.

2

Make it your bag

Mix it up. Double up. No monthly commitment.

3

It ships direct

Standard US shipping is $9.99 per order. Applicable tax is calculated at checkout. Shipping details.

THE BEAUTY BUSINESS SPENDS A FORTUNE CONVINCING YOU THE BOX IS THE PRODUCT.

Bad ass,
not dumb ass.

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CMFM · ALL ATTITUDE

Usually 2–5 business days to prepare, then 3–5 in transit. Remote areas may take longer. Shipping details · Returns & order help

YOUR BAG

GOOD PICKS.

A little of this. A little of that. No subscription.

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YOUR BAG

EXCELLENT TASTE.

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